DON'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE
WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF BALONEY!

Author Unknown

It was a nice summer day when 2 flies came upon a picnic lunch. Finding only baloney, they promptly ate their fill.

The flies then flew to a nearby well for a drink, then they sat on the pump handle to rest and talk.

After a few minutes, one said he had to leave and flew off, only to drop dead after a few feet. Then the second fly flew off, and he, too, dropped dead.

MORAL: DON'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF BALONEY.

Posted August 6, 1998

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